my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
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Travel and travel a lot. Explore new places, get lost, and rediscover yourself. Make new friends and drift from old ones. Break your daily routine and mend your broken heart. Fall asleep in someone’s arms and wake up in a different city. Fall in love and find a treasure. Cherish your happiness and brush off the pain. Find a house and make it a home. Make passionate love and drink the night away. Cheat on death but stay loyal to family.
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So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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When people write everything about them in their description like we actually are or we are actually going to read it.
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